rubbin' the mic

The process by where just after making shower babies, grab your semi-erect tool like a mic and vigorously rub the head with your free soapy hand until the point you get real weak behind the knees and begin to piss uncontrollably.

Today is my birthday so I treated myself by rubbin' the mic.

by trobian February 8, 2009

kissing the mic

hogging the limelight. a person who is trying to steal the show.

at Live 8, Geldof kept kissing the mic

by pulcher_ancilla September 21, 2005

nigga stole my mic

When a nigga steals a microphone from an innocent human.

Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's mic!

She must have been thinking "nigga stole my mic!"

by JohnFoe September 14, 2009

nice on the mic

Bein good at givin head

Yo check out that stupid bitch over there, i bet she's nice on the mic

by Sheer Power April 26, 2006

poop mic

it is BAD.

poop mic and it’s BAD.

it’s spewing diarrhea

by poop mic July 28, 2020

Fart-Mic

When you take your microphone, shove it right up main street, and let it rip.

I just had the raunchiest Fart-Mic of all time boys, let me post this to the fart mics story

by majorbloodline January 24, 2021

Has Anyone Got A Mic

Teenagers and adults ask for friends online with strangers
Mostly male too

*gets into lobby*

“Has anyone got a mic”

No one replies

Then leaves game

by Unpaid Worker 123 June 14, 2018