melite

The act of shitting ones pants while trying to play kickball.

John, did you just Melite your pants?

by Chevy1500 November 23, 2014

Memethot

An average girl who claims to like "dank memes" but in reality are just basic.

Me: Posts a Poppin meme
Memethot: Omg fuck me meme daddy
Me: Fuck off M E M E T H O T

by Copuli February 20, 2017

memetan

A person who's central intelligence specialises in hacking, explore the dark web and other illegal IT activities. A memetan person is normally someone who lacks a social life as he or she spends most of their free time on their IT devices.

Harry: "Eitan you're such a memetan!"

by Abarsal89 November 19, 2017

transientmental meditation

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.

Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

bombing the Mediterranean

verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.

I couldn't answer the phone. I was busy bombing the Mediterranean.

by Thai Dai April 4, 2009

PRO!meditation Murder

The exceeding level of premeditaion murder. This type of murder is the most dangerous and well-planned.

The detectives were befuddled by the mafia due to their PRO!meditation murder tactics and couldn't pin the crime.

by sprgruvylama March 14, 2011

meditated assault

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!

There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts

by [HawK] January 6, 2008