sex melon 

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.

I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.

sex melon by Sexmelon January 15, 2014

melon head 

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

melon head by the prophet June 7, 2004

Squall Melon 

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.

Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.

Squall Melon by yoor January 6, 2008

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

melonball by Sean_ January 11, 2009

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

melonball by Sean_ February 5, 2008

melon 

an idiot

you’re a proper melon

melon by itsyaboiskinnylegend February 5, 2019

spice melon 

what fred from youtubes mother calls him when she returns from rehab.

oh fred, your such a spice melon!

spice melon by sabrina41992 November 3, 2008