March 31
The day god put the baddest bitch out here on planet earth. If you were born on this day you’re the most intelligent, beautiful, worthy, confident, mysterious, baddest bitch out here. Fuck everybody else and don’t settle for less! You were put here for a reason so cut all the negativity out, pop a bottle of champagne, and ENJOY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY CAUSE YOU THE BIRTHDAY BITCH! ALWAYS THAT ONE TO TURN THE FUCK UP ‼️💯🤪
The day god put the baddest bitch out here on planet earth. If you were born on this day you’re the most intelligent, beautiful, worthy, confident, mysterious, baddest bitch out here. Fuck everybody else and don’t settle for less! You were put here for a reason so cut all the negativity out, pop a bottle of champagne, and ENJOY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY CAUSE YOU THE BIRTHDAY BITCH! ALWAYS THAT ONE TO TURN THE FUCK UP ‼️💯🤪
by BAD_BITCHES_ONLY November 9, 2019
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A day where you can just be your weird ass self and celebrate yourself, and no one can judge you. Not even your relatives.
A day where you can just be your weird ass self and celebrate yourself, and no one can judge you. Not even your relatives.
Mom: Why are you wearing two different colored socks and pajamas??
Daughter: 'Cuz it's March 2 and I can do what I want
Daughter: 'Cuz it's March 2 and I can do what I want
by btspavedtheway0613 October 15, 2019
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People who are born on this day are the prettiest and intelligent people you'll ever meet. They are selfless and very kind, although, they are sometimes bitchy
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Get the March 18 mug.People born on March 20 are bad bitches outside and often softies inside. These people may be there for you when you get hurt,but if you betray them they might as well fuck your dad. March 20 people are creative,hot-headed and at times inpatient. They're also really loyal friends to have. March 20 people are confused as if they're a soft one or an e-girl/boy. If you have a March 20 friend,keep that bitch forever because they will be your shoulder to cry on and will kill people for you.
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Get the March 20 mug.A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.
Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'
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