A maple muncher is someone who strictly dates Canadians only (Canadians dating other Canadians are not included).
Selena Gomez is a known maple muncher because of her saying history e.g., Justin Bieber and the weekend
by Karose March 3, 2017
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by Dumbcuntxx October 7, 2019
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Azealia Banks has achieved a MacPLEGOT for her songwriting and her insta story reporting on Jameela Jamil and James Blake's pegging procedures
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Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada
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Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada
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"Im a Maplesexual!"
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