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S-MAIL

S-mail is like e-mail, but there is no body, and the entire message is conveyed using only the subject line.

Usually practiced using mobile devices (Blackbery, etc)
here's an example of a typical S-MAIL converstaion.

From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Want to hit McDonald's for lunch?

<EOM>

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From: Mary
To: Johnny
Subject: Sure, what time do you want to go?

<EOM>

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From: Johnny
To: Mary
Subject: Let's go at 1:00

<EOM>
by Dooley Noted February 15, 2009
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Mail-Sex

The act of cumming into an envelope and mailing it to your sexual partner so she can get long-distance pregnant.
Hey Jamal, did you knocked up that Becky girl?
No man but we´ve been trying Mail-Sex all week long.
by El Quino January 15, 2011
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mailbomb

snail mail - an explosive letter or package

e-mail - sending an overwhelming amount of messages to an address or a site. The intent is to break normal messaging with a massive volume of message traffic.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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mailinator

The holy grail of email services, and the anti-christ of spammers.
I use mailinator whenever I can.
by Paid for by Mailinator Co. September 11, 2009
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Mailman

A dating tactic where you show up at the house of your interest unannounced. The opposite of "ghosting". First appeared in Season One episode six of Single Parents.
"Dude, just mailman her".
by Danryan November 14, 2018
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maileneuver

The act of doing something seeming dumb, as if it was obvious that it was wrong.
Damn, going that party was a huge maileneuver.
by TheBrooklynChef July 5, 2019
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Mail-in-bots

A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)
"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
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