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Maher

A guys who loves to fuck bitches and is a really cute ass am. And girls love him.
Smart is his or her classes
Omg I just want to Fuck this guy name Maher he is so good in the bed I was so wet when I saw him :)
by Maherz March 10, 2019
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Mafer

mafer es una zorra
by luthanchenkemgus November 29, 2021
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Macer

gun used in mafias or crews.
Yo don't let me blast yo ass wit my macer
by Shanell May 30, 2006
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bill maherred

1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.

2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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Pull a Maie

The act of killing oneself due to ridiculous Myspace drama. Especially when you own a perfection group and/or train.
"We all told that girl she had a giant nose so she decided to pull a Maie...too bad she didn't succeed"
by Lindzlmao February 19, 2008
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Pull a Maie

The act of killing oneself due to ridiculous Myspace drama. Especially when you own a perfection group and/or train.
We all told that girl she had a giant nose so she decided to pull a Maie...too bad she didn't succeed
by Lindzlmao February 20, 2008
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