the chad green mage

the chad green mage is a YouTuber with a small amount of subsriber but he had sex more that you

guy 1: hey you see the new" the chad green mage " video?
guy2: yea is the best video ever made

by djsjdj August 12, 2021

Magenta Porpoise

the pink/reddish exposed penis of a dog, extending past the foreskin of an erect dog.

Check out the magenta porpoise on Rick's horny doberman!

by Andy December 22, 2004

Black Mage

A very powerful mage that has a very powerful spell called "Hadoken" that
can only be used once a day. Very
evil. Loves pie. Hates Fighter.

"See my buddy here? He's a Black
Mage!.."

by Deadlyhomsar October 4, 2003

Magenta

A domestic

Oh Magenta,my beloved sister, flesh of my flesh, delight of my life, forgive me you bitch.

by Mistress Columbia July 21, 2003

Macee Scharf

A girl with a lot of swagg and has more game then the gamebored section at toys"r"us. A girl who is a drop dead gorgeous 5'11 blonde, with bright blue eyes. oh and big boobs. She is also ruthless and is called a bitch or cunt alot. Guys usually call her a slut because she doesnt put out for just anybody and there jealous.

Damn that bitch over there is a Macee Scharf!

by prettygirlswagg17 September 13, 2011

White Mage

The one who PICKS UP THE PEEPLZ WITH THE OWWEEZ AND THE BOOBOOS.

A very curious creature, seemingly and unintentionally attracts the Black Mage.

And is then dealt with even more curious pick-up lines.

Black Mage: Are you from Venus?

White Mage: Uh no, why?.

Black Mage: Cause' baby, your ass is outta' 'dis world!

by Meterex December 20, 2010

Red Mage

A mage cloaked in red with a flowing cape. Capable of using elementary-level Black and White magic. Can often be described as a Jack-of-all-trades.

In 8 Bit Theatre, a pack-rat-type character who obsesses with knowledge. Has taken to memorizing EVERY player's guide, etc. in an attempt to achieve immortality through his intellectual findings. Brings about lame puns like there's no tomorrow. As a result, can also be the very alternate definition of a Geek.

Red Mage: Oh, it's quite simple really. I took a variety of low-impact flaws to add points to my character point pool. Thus, I maximize my powers and minimize my disadvantages.

by Lee Fitzgerald April 20, 2004