old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 29, 2010

lady door

Another word for what is between a woman's legs.

"Come into my lady door."
"My lady door is bleeding."

by Skylane October 15, 2017

Lady Razor

(N) A girl/woman who is a mean bitch. She is a really nasty person,usually not caring about others, hence,"hurting, like cutting" others.

You'd probably call your psycho ex-girlfriend this.

Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?

Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates

Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.

Guy: Man, you deserve better than that

Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.

by JoyyITSme February 24, 2009

Lady Profeco

The ultimate defender of consumers against abuses by businesses, especially restaurants that won't give you the table you want, when you don't even have a reservation. She will move her influences with authorities to send inspectors to find bogus irregularities so the business is closed down for good.

Hostess: Welcome to Maximo Bistrot. We are kind of full today. Do you have a reservation?
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.

by Agallon May 3, 2013

Lady Bits

Girl parts not meant to be seen by the general public

I'm kind of over seeing Paris Hilton's Lady Bits...

You know... if Lindsay Lohan would just wear a bra/ underwear, we wouldn't have to see her Lady Bits...

by Mrs. G October 11, 2006

Lady Macbeth

An unpleasant, cruel, or maliciously insane woman. The female incarnation of Evil Itself.

Often used to refer to female math teachers.

Taken from the the unpleasant character in Shakespeare's Macbeth.

Student: Who do you have for math next semester?
Friend: Mrs. Whitman, you?
Student: Roberts. Wait--Did you say Whitman?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Student: Watch out, man. She's like freaking Lady Macbeth.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

Our Lady Peace

The band that is responsible for the greatest music to ever come out of Canada, headed by the ever so sexy Raine Maida. Hits include Superman's Dead, Starseed, Somewhere Out There, Where Are You, Naveed, Life. Albums include Naveed, Clumsy, Happiness...Is Not A Fish That You Can Catch, Spiritual Machines, Gravity, and Healthy in Paranoid Times. The band's name comes from a 1943 poem by Mark Van Doren.

Dude! I got to touch Raine Maida at the Our Lady Peace concert!

by PlatypusDude July 16, 2008