Elby Limpwrist

When you underestimate a dudes physical prowess because he has delicate, soft, feminine hands.

"Dude, did you see that guy lift that car? He just elby limpwristed the hell out of me..."

by MrJamesPB December 5, 2011

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giant limp nob

A guys worst nightmare;
His dick is unable to become erect or hard

Person A: She didn't seem to have enough fun yesterday, she kept complaining
Person B: You maybe had a giant limp nob
Person A: Fuck you,
Person B: Sure thing Gaylord,

by ThePranksterBitch November 6, 2013

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Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

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Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.

Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by ABurrgess January 4, 2013

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