Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.

Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!

by Notkyle August 2, 2009

Adam Lambert

An awesome singer who was on season 8 of American Idol. Born on Jan. 29, 1982 he is one of America's best singers. HIs glam rock style gives him an edge. Openly gay, Adam has nothing to hide... as he says in his song Master Plan "I'm an open book so go on and take a look..". Every one celebrate National Adam Lambert Day on May 8th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam Lambert, yeah I know him. He screamed in my ear causing me hearing damage... but it was awesome!!!

Adam Lambert, yea.... I have no comment.

by banana45.32168736854 March 13, 2011

lambera

On an internet forum, something that has been posted and reposted an uncountable number of times.

"Anyone see this fat kid waving a stick around pretending to be in Star Wars? Or how about this 'End of the World Flash File?"
'What a Lambera!'

by the banana July 23, 2004

lambertize

to get your daily fix of adam lambert

bitch: why are you shaking and foaming at the mouth?

me: because i have not lambertized yet today! >=O

by DANA ANACHR0N!5M June 3, 2009

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Lambertitis

It is where a Man is so cool and sexy that straight men begin to question their own sexuality because they are attracted to him.

Lambertitis has been around for a long time, but has just been given a name from this years american idols, Adam Lambert.

"He is so cool that I think I am coming down with Lambertitis"

by ricair May 8, 2009

Lumberjacked

To be fucked by two men at the same time with one in the mouth and one mounting from behind either in the ass or vagina. The motion made by the two men is similar to that of two old time lumberjacks sawing a tree in half.

My buddy and I lumberjacked this whore so hard last night she bit his dick when I pulled out and stuck it in her ass.

by Bread Head October 23, 2013