Term used to describe a woman who is pushing 40 and still lives at home with her parents and sucks the life out of them.
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Get the Leech mug.Type of behaviour that constitues extreme insults, emotional and sexual harrassment in the workplace. The 'Leech' will often blame his own dispicable behaviour upon other colleagues, and has NO FEAR of Human Resources or indeed his own conscious.
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Get the Legohead mug.derived from leech. a person who is very skilled at the art of downloading and giving very little back. Primarily used in p2p programs such as bittorrent, edonkey etc.
dvd: COMBO is the biggest leacher, he downloads and barely uploads
cdr: indeed he acts like such a bosneger
cdr: indeed he acts like such a bosneger
by dvdr February 7, 2005
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When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
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