law of gross tonage 

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

law of gross tonage by jamerson June 13, 2005

Law Dawg 

Common term for someone who, although good intentioned, lacks the personality trait known as fun. Spontaneous things scare them and any sign of trouble usually results in hours of sci fi gaming and/or hibernation. A law dawg would rather read history books than to participate in parties, sexual encounters, or sporting events.

"Dude, that was a raging party last night...where did Dan go?"

"He thought the cops were going to bust it so he locked himself in the bathroom with Mein Comf"

"What a Law Dawg"

Law Dawg by Austin Rutledge November 1, 2008

Law of Transitive Perversion 

If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.

Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.

Law of Transitive Perversion by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003

law degree 

course that will require you to read 1000+ pages per week. will make you wish you could fly. or were super richer. or anything but what you are doing.

beware of the law students that call themselves lawyers and walk around in suits trying to prove to the world and themselves something or another.

Guy 1: DUDE! What is UP with that ugly ass looking bitch over there. Why does she have so many books?
Guy 2: Oh man! She must be taking a law degree!

Girl 1: Oh my god, why the HELL does that guy insist on coming to lecture in a suit all the freakin time!?!
Girl 2: Because he's taking a law degree, as are you. And I only asked how you were to make small talk so stop wasting my time and let me do my reading bitch.

law degree by avalaw February 18, 2009

Law of Attraction 

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.

The ‘Law of Attraction’ is a real thing

Law of Attraction by KaedanClub September 9, 2020

Law Of the Land 

A duo that is so powerful that not even the United Nations could stop it. An officer like position that must a wear an awesome star-like badge. Responsibilities include but are not limited to: claiming and jumping prostitutes, throwing Styrofoam balls, and protecting America.

That man has a gallon of PCP! Quick, call the Law of The Land.

Law Of the Land by Kellagaser October 1, 2010

law mans 

Mans who try to do law but is a piece stupid. They like dirty yats who never say to no to being wooked. They try to act ruff by talking about tort and contract. But bare amounts of them are fassi's. Only a few are weighty ghetto mans!!!! The most cleverest law mans bruk the law up hard!!

Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!

That law man knows bare criminal law!! he's gwan bust at cop shop later and get me bail!!!

law mans by law society at Reading Uni December 4, 2003