labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.

"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"

by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009

labia

Acronym for the organization "Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes."

Don't stimulate the LABIA.

by G'eater June 10, 2003

Labia

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LIABIA- cuntlips, curtains, flaps, folds, full lips, gash, grove, peddles, pussy leaf, sheets, slit, vaginal lips, plump labia,

LIABIA- cuntlips, curtains, flaps, folds, full lips, gash, grove, peddles, pussy leaf, sheets, slit, vaginal lips, plump labia,

by SirKane22 September 15, 2012

Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.

Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.

by Rev. Be Easy December 23, 2008

Matt Labarre

A gay pornstar who is most famous for his many role play videos involving a threesome between Gabe and Charlie in an english room.

Mrs. Mac: Hey Merideth did you see the Matt Labarre video?

Ms. Bickford: Yeah i fingered my self to it all night

by sportmatt69 May 20, 2009

Emotional Labor

A feminist notion that emotions are somehow hard work, and that they should be financially compensated for them. Men don't seem to have a problem being nice to people, and are rightfully perplexed when women use this term.

Given the amount of emotions a normal woman has every few minutes, about virtually everything, emotional labor seems to be an oxymoron.

"Omg, Brad's such a bad manager, he doesn't recognize all the emotional labor I put in, trying to be nice to customers all the time!"

by AntiSuffragette October 11, 2018

labia surfer

a guy who gets alot of pussy and looks good doing it.

that guy sees more pink flappy than a toilet seat,hes a real "labia surfer!"

by Shad Shores March 19, 2004