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Kristin

Kristin: That girl is so ugly isn’t she like 50 talking abt a teenage girl
by Nebchchwjwh February 4, 2023
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Kristin D'Angelo

When someone dates a high school junior despite being in college: Wow that's a real Kristin D'Angelo move
by garchomp420 February 8, 2020
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Kristine Pihl

Kristine Pihl is a very rare Norwegian troll. It lives in caves and eats obesse cats. Do not look direktly at a Kristine Pihl, it might cause your eyes to burst into flames. The only way to escape the meeting with a Kristine Pihl is to start sining a Brittney Spears song.
- Look is that a Kristine Pihl?!

- Oh dear Lord! Do not look at it! "Oops I did it again..."
by LinniMeister October 15, 2012
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Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
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naughty kristin

Naughty Kristin. When shes on her period, a naughty Kristin prefers titty fuckin.
by bigboy79 April 30, 2020
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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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Kristine Hunt

Really a remarkable wife, mom and nana. Loves her husband, boys and granddaughter more than anything.
by ksunflower66 December 20, 2016
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