Koala Keg stand

When one person piggybacks another, and then then person carrying the other places his or her hands on the keg, then a group lifts that persons feet into the air while the other is still latched on. The keg hose is then place into the mouth of the one holding onto the person, and drinks from the keg until their thirst is quenched.

Helena: "Hey Will, why don't you do a keg stand?"
Will: "No man, I just did one"
Helena: "Why don't we koala keg stand it, and i'll take the beer?"
Will: "Sounds good, jump on!"

by BreakingBacks June 06, 2013

Koala Bear Weekend

Koala Bear's sleep up to 22 ours a day. So a Koala Bear Weekend is one spent mostly sleeping.

What are you doing this Saturday?

Koala Bear Weekend, Don't call me until at least 10pm.

by SarnXero March 29, 2010

Backwards Koala Bear

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.

Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.

by IWDFF January 14, 2010

koala your face

When a koala attacks and rips your face off and throws it on the ground with disdain.
Frequently misused as 'koala your ass' which actually means that a koala has ripped your ass off.

Eric got all honeyed up for Geoff's cash room but discovered that there was no cash to be found, so he said to Geoff, 'I'm going to koala your face'...and he did.

by wealthy in forest heights November 28, 2008

Fuck-Ass-Koala

n.fuk ass ko-ah-lah A term used to describe a fucking koala bear who talks shit.

Ex1: person1)Look at that shmoe over yander.
person2) Yeah, he's a fuck-ass-koala.

Ex2: Pat: your a Uteran Wall McGraw!
Duker: dude, your a fuck-ass-koala

by Pattheog May 27, 2008

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 08, 2019

Koala Paw Pat

A Koala Paw Pat is a self-congratulatory pat on the back given to himself by narcissistic journalist Matt Gelb, aka The Koala. #koalapawpat

Now that's how you do a Koala Paw Pat. #koalapawpat RT @magelb: Six posts over at The Phillies Zone today. Go read them while I nap.

by Dmurph February 22, 2013