funny kent

Another way of saying "funny cunt".

"He's a real funny kent, aye?"

by magikarp420 November 30, 2014

Clark Kent

Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).

Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!

by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020

Clark Kent'in

Clark Kent'in is the act of balancing out brain with brawn. It reflects the understanding that although it is extremely important to be consciously aware of the physical, objective qualities of life relating to one's self, it is equally important to exercise and grow our mental, subjective qualities as well. After a hard workout at the gym and a healthy meal it is extremely beneficial to put on your reading classes and pick up a book with the intention to educate yourself and expand your mind. Clark Kent'in makes an individual holistic and complete and increases perfection over the mind, as well as the body. Clark Kent'in sets the human being aside from the animal. It reflects the dualistic aspects of the perfect being reconciled into one form, as if Super man and Clark Kent were consolidated into one concept, projecting all the most positive physical and mental attributes simultaneously, having the best of both worlds as opposed to focusing on and developing only the objective attributes of ourselves that are empirically accessible for judgment by society.

Dang, girl! You just worked out for 2 hours at the gym and now you're Clark Kent'in?! Where do you find the time?!

by C D B August 28, 2021

lala kent

A white woman from Utah who claims to be the reincarnation of Tupac.

“Are you tryna get popped?” - Lala Kent
“Slow your roll there, Lauren from Utah” - Bravo viewers

by ShiShu March 13, 2023

Kento

An omniscient being who said to be a reincarnation of a legendary samurai who once fought against a countless amount of bandits in order to protect his country. It is said that who ever is named "Kento" is some what part of this legendary samurai's soul.

Chick A "Wow, that Japanese man is very strong and good with his "sword", if you know what I mean"

Chick B "I bet his name is "Kento", aye?"

by SushiWarrior January 16, 2011

Kent State Football

A terrible football team that has to have forced sodomy with a metal dildo against a power 5 conference

Auburn has to Kent State Football at Ohio State

by Kent State Football December 15, 2018

Kento Nanami

AAAAGH THIS GUY
HE IS SO PERFECT HONESTLY

FUCK MAHITO

istg he is a 7:3 ratio himself though, his hair, birthday, technique. Everything about him is about the ratio 7:3 😧

“Opinions on Kento Nanami?”
“Perfect.”
“Well yeah tbh”

by not kentoist March 31, 2021