wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat

Amy Jo is such a wanker kebab

by Chloebelle February 9, 2018

Russian Kebab

Slavic chick giving head and having anal sex at the same time.

Me and my buddy, Keith had a Russian Kebab last night!

by fongo wallengton May 27, 2018

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019

King Kebab

A sexual doggystyle position when a male rams a huge ass kebab into the mouth of the female, whilst he is fucking her in doggystyle.

Stacey: I can't believe he fuckin King Kebabed me. That Kebab was so gross!

by Snowflake3638 April 26, 2020

Rennas Kebab

If your Kebab was so good that you have to cry you call it a Rennas Kebab

And when i orderd a Kebab and the woman said "4 Euro bitte" , i immediately knew it was a Rennas Kebab

by Jesus Jesuskind February 8, 2021

Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

a poorly packed kebab

A phrase used to describe a ladies messy fanny flaps

Fucked this bitch yesterday it looked like a poorly packed kebab

by Tiegan September 3, 2017