Jump the Kangaroo

A man sending a picture of his genitals to another person.

"Hey Brandon, jump the kangaroo and send your girl a dick pic."

by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022

Punching a Kangaroo

slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Punching a Kangaroo: slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Man 1: Im gonna go punch a kangaroo

by awrenad January 15, 2023

Flying Kangaroo

A mythical creature that flies and smokes marijuana....often seen by residents of a small neighborhood called cameron park in Brownsville, TX....
Mostly seen by a crazy guy called jex.

He's a little flying kangaroo..and he likes to fly...KaKa!,KaKa!,KaKa!....As he goes in the sky!

by Jex Bonepartz September 10, 2008

Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

kangaroo pizza

The act of an American man getting some strange from an Aussie female.

Coined because of the fact that Aussie ladies seem to love American meat down-under. They will let you sauce all over them, and toss them around between friends.

Damn man, this fire-crotch Aussie let me and Bill kangaroo pizza her - and all we said was hello.

by GoingDownUnder November 6, 2009

kangaroo pouch

The part of a girls body below the belly button where it sticks out a lil bit like a pouch on a kangaroo from drinking or not working out found only on smaller girls fat girls dont count

Her kangaroo pouch is a lil sexy lol.

by HOOPSTA May 25, 2008

Kangaroo

An obsessive female who won't "hop" off your shit.

Bro: Hey bro that Kangaroo won't hop off Joe Maroun's dick.
Bro 2: Yeahh nigga she's been on his jock foreverr!

by JRoun November 30, 2010