Juno

A goddess on earth. The queen of queens. The embodiment of Aphrodite. The term "Juno" refers to the most beautiful woman on earth. Her perfection is, and will always be, unmatched. Her flawless smile will brighten anyone's day. Looking into her eyes can make anyone fall in love with her. Her lips are perfect. Falling in love with her is easy, but letting go of her is impossible. She means more than the world to me. I could stay up forever listening to her talk about poetry, or baltimore, or some shakespearean play. I love her more than she will ever know. I love you, and I'm sorry. <3

I love you, Juno.

by mahmah. July 18, 2010

Carl Sandburg Junior High

The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.

Did you hear about Carl Sandburg Junior High?
Yeah! Everyone says it’s ghetto.

by realityhitsyou September 29, 2019

juno meng

1) trans. a play on the mexican accent when they say the phrase "you know man?"
2) n. a lousy, good for nothing, spic fuck, mexican

ex. 1)juno meng? Ee's eh goo' thing we pick deh oranges too day/You know man? It's a good thing we picked those oranges today
ex. 2)Look at Marlon, mowing the lawn...that dirty stank ass juno meng...i'll kick him in the face.

by thatreallycoolguy October 19, 2007

St. Andrew's Junior College

A christian mission school located in the slums of serangoon. Has a wonderful campus with an amazing rugby field and running track. The school has air con and money but dowan use aircon because it is covid. But really they just want to save money.Beautiful school building but when it gets warm the classrooms becomes saunas.

Located at 20 Adam Sorbys Drive, this college is the heart of the St. Andrew's Village, which has colonised the entire potong pasir region.

The college has mentors, rather than nuns, like most catholic schools in Singapore has. the mentors are christian counsellors that help guide the weary and lost souls trying to survive jc. This is a unique feature that is not found in other colleges, one that is unique only to SAJC.
Students that come from this school are sleep deprived and nutricient deficient, but still are able to give that SA spirit and SAboleh cheer when commanded to do so. They are also humble but still elite in their own aspects.
The college has a bridge that connects to the secondary and junior school campus, another feature uncommon in Singapore. It is said that if you step on the silver crest of the school in the middle of that connecting bridge, YOU WILL RETAIN. Of course that is merely a joke, although there are some instances that this has happened.

Overall, the school is a wonderful place for slightly above average students to join.
For more details, please head to the college itself. Thank you. and God bless.

mom: where can we send our son to jc?
dad: how about catholic junior college?
mom:no not that place!
dad: lets send him to St. Andrew's Junior College then!

by queenie will save us July 18, 2021

Robert Downey Juniored

When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored

"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009

Junkovore

Someone that eats only junk food, and in very large portions.

Oh my god! That guy ate 10 tubs of ice cream, 20 gallons of slurpee and 50 pounds of nachos for a meal. He has this for every meal. He must be a junkovore!

by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012