Jumbo No Kachi!

In pro wrestling, Japanese wrestling star Susumu Yokosuka uses a lariat that he calls Jumbo no Kachi! The name came from the late 80's and early 90's, where the announcers would scream "JUMBO NO KACHI!", whehn translated means "VICTORY FOR JUMBO!" when the late Jumbo Tsurata won a match.

Susumu Yokosuka does his lariat..

..."JUMBO NO KACHI!"

Or after Jumbo Tsurata wins a pro wrestling match..

..."JUMBO NO KACHI! JUMBO NO KACHI!"

by Sezril February 2, 2004

Junior Jungle

Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.

Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..

Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.

Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?

Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..

by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010

The Junior

A sexually deviant manuever in which a man becomes pregnant in the following manner: A man is performing oral sex on a woman while she is ovulating. The man punches the woman as hard as he can in her abdomen, dislodging the egg. The man then slurps as hard as he can, swallowing her egg. Next, the woman performs oral sex on the man until he ejaculates into her mouth. The woman and man snowball until all of the semen has been swapped into the man's mouth. The man then swallows his own semen. In his stomach, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and an embryo is formed. Nine months later, the man poops out his own child.

Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.

by Duke Stukel April 19, 2009

weinie hut juniors

A place where lame dweebs hang out on an episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Sponge Bob was sent to Weinie hut juniors becasue he was not tough enough to get into the other bar with Sandy Cheeks.

by t June 30, 2004

Junior Nation

NASCAR fans who support driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Junior Nation is perhaps the most loyal group of fans in NASCAR.

by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion February 28, 2009

jumbo stems

calves and ankles with greater circumference than normal, bearing similarity to baby elephant legs and young trees, hence jumbo + stems. Often covered by brown woollen socks to inadvertently accentuate mass of lower leg. See also cankles, but note jumbo stems have different ratio to knees and thighs. Sometimes refered to as Christian legs

From the silhouette I thought it was Jaja Binks, but then realized it was Greta with her jumbo stems.

by meddlesome priest April 1, 2009

Jumbo Cluster Fuck

The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.

"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."

by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010