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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024
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Judges

it talks about how the israelites kept rejecting the lord and worshipping idols

cool fact: the judges that god appointed defeatet the enemies and the land of israel
Judges will teach about sin

it mostly happens when your a child
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Aarson Judge

Aaron Judge's twin brother and twitter legend for 24 hours. Aarson Judge signed with the San Fransisco Giants in the 2022 offseason but deal was later taken back after the Giants found out they were signing Aarson Judge and not Aaron Judge.
by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023
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Inner judge

Your inner judge does what all judges do. Makes judgements.
A judgement is a decision that assigns a value to a person or action.
Saying that you are bad, stupid, dumb, ETC
These are Inner Judge Judgements.
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Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact
Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed
by Niceone November 24, 2017
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Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!
Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.
I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
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