When you wear a strap on your forehead like a unicorn horn and "sword fight" with the strap on with your best bros
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Get the Butt Jousting mug.an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.
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Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
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