when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
by jren December 15, 2012
Get the french joustingmug. Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.
by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014
Get the Joustingmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
Get the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...mug. by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015
Get the windmill joustingmug. being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.
I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?
this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button
this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button
by sargho August 13, 2019
Get the Joustingmug. Yes, it is a game played in college frat parties but has nothing to do with actual jousting. It is the act of two male parteners who are clearly intoxicated partaking in the act of sword fighting (this is where the jousting comes from) with their wangs on a bed (mattress).
It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
It is commonly used as a joke to people who are clearly uninformed about the slang term.
Frat boy: Hey, Jason, do you want to go mattress jousting later on tonight?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am
John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
Jason: No, I'm not gay
Frat Boy: I am
John's Older Brother: Hey John have you ever gone mattress jousting?
John trying to be cool: Yeah me and steve mattress joust all the time its fun as hell
Steve: I always win
(Arguing over who wins when both are now labeled queers
John's older brother: Wow?
by ogwannabee July 27, 2009
Get the Mattress Joustingmug. When someone has hard nipples
by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019
Get the nipple joustingmug.