dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.

Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.

by FVTRSM July 25, 2021

juciy jousting

When after getting you and a friend's erection wet and imitate the act of jousting using your penis an the lance

"Dude Brian and Eric we're juciy jousting last night"

by Dignum April 25, 2019

trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.

Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!

by NotTallJ May 3, 2023

nipple jousting

When someone has hard nipples

“This is my girlfriend and we love to go nipple jousting”

by Dumbthot42069 August 17, 2019

Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked

Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later

by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022

Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.

Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!

by asdf2020 November 8, 2018

windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around

I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!

by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015