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Joshua

This bitch goes on Discord VC and will tear your ears wide open with his chunky ass pomegranate chewing or how he says it: "Puh-meh-Grah-nait". This bitch will fucking send you Yaoi hentai with no shame at all. This bitch will use pornhub without going on incognito and looks at gay JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Yaoi whilst fapping to Roblox porn all at once. If you get in a fight with him, he will ignore you for 20 days and then talks to you like it never happened. This bitch has natural hate towards people named Ryan, and if you are named Ryan, he will kick you out of VC.
A: Joshua is gay
B: Ok boomer
by Negro pegro November 20, 2019
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Joshua is a idiot
Joshua is dumb
by Licker lick June 11, 2018
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Joshua is the most intelligent person I know. He is the best boyfriend ever, but before we started dating he had the biggest cock in the entire world. Without my ruler I’d say he had a 10 inch cock. He pounded me so fucking hard I orgasmed in less than five minutes. He strong, super funny, always knows what to say, and short. He goes to Grafton Highschool in Wisconsin.
I am in love with Joshua.
by Evelyn Crosser January 5, 2019
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Joshua is a douche who likes dick in the ass and Heils hitler
by Glo56 March 11, 2015
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A jerk who cheats on any girlfriend he has. He's a player and a lier. He will hurt any girl who tries to get close to him. He will make you fall in love with him then break your heart.
A complete player. Joshua.
by madgirl243587 June 23, 2010
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A big blonde kid who has hot broad shoulders, cracks dirty jokes, and is real loud. Hes a madass DJ and is really really tall.
He is also racist and sexist.
"OMG FULLY SICK"
"Trust joshua."
by sim the muztek October 16, 2008
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The fattest motherfucker alive. He eats all day every day. He jerks off to food network
You ate all the food you Joshua
by Bigsteve69 October 29, 2015
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