joosed

being ripped off or stolen from physically (money) or emotionally. Stingy

Garrett joosed segal when he wouldn't pay for lunch

by Segal January 17, 2005

joosh

To be used when a douche goes above and beyond the call of douchedom. A combination of josh and doooosh.

guy 1: that guy has a face i just want to punch

guy 2: yea, hes such a joosh

by ninjachronic May 14, 2010

jockstrap

1) a 'jock', or any athletic overachiever.
2) a device that is worn by males to protect their genitalia while participating in athletic activities.

that jockstrap is such a fucking neckhead.

by john moritz August 24, 2003

jokslol

Shortened version of jokes lol. Used to take the piss out of people when talking to them or on msn. AMAZING PHRASE

You're such a loser.

That's not very nice dude

Jokslol!!!!

LOL!!!

by WHAYYYYYYYX December 28, 2007

jook

to jook someone is to steal something from him/her..

mandem: shall we jook an O from that boydem..

boydem: ar shit man i just got jooked for an O!! :(

by supasye July 25, 2006

joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

by rj belvines March 30, 2008

joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable

Fuck off I have joostflu

by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016