A large, thick penis in terms of modifying the phrase "johnson," with "gregory," meaning 'girth' -- named after an extra fat, thick retarded child.
by moses alfredosauce July 11, 2008
You stay Johnson Jacking.
by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019
A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.
"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"
by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017
Is the hottest shitpost community commenter. And she deserves more recognition. Also she’s a Jade West wannabe.
by RBW March 13, 2021
A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.
by fartpoopshart March 25, 2011
"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."
"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."
"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."
by ntb320 April 18, 2008
by ISuckedUrMom February 24, 2022