Puddin' Pops Johnson

1. Grandson of the Delta Blues singers.
2. Innovator, all-around gentleman and connoisseur of fine food, womans and wine.

Also see The Mayor of Shelby Township

Ladies, ladies, ladies... keep your panties on, Puddin' Pops Johnson has just arrived!

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

the butt johnson

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.

Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

by fartpoopshart April 11, 2011

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

chad johnson

One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".

Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.

by anonymouse117 November 3, 2006

Katy Johnson

Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.

Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.

by myndere November 18, 2003

Boris Johnson

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option

I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson

by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019

Sargent Johnson

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006