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Jess

a rather large homoerectus who often denies the fact that they are a potato
'what are you being such a jess for?'
by Sofaaaaaaaaaa June 11, 2020
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Jesse

A fat ass nigga who is always talking shit but cant control himself
by Bommbnigga February 5, 2017
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Jesse

Man whore, egotistical asshole, perverted dick, who flirts with every girl, and then when he gets them he treats him like shit.
by DrDudemister April 3, 2019
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Jess

She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .
P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019
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Jesse

A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 October 16, 2008
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Jesse

A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.
"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
by sophie_jayne February 9, 2008
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jesse

he is always tall, has dark blue eyes, has medium brown hair,energetic,usually has a last name of a past president,wears old beat up romeos,has a nike blue sweatshirt that he cherishes,a small town guy, likes riding fourwheelers, parents are divorced,not very great in school,
man that guy is jesse
by bhncjuisgh November 17, 2014
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