Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
by novelty16 May 05, 2018
I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.
I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.
I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.
by TattooYoo November 16, 2014
Jeff the killer is a creepypasta that has bunches of fangirls/fanboys *wink-wink nudge-nudge* that think if they ever meet Jeff he will spare them from their death for whatever reason and spontaneously fall in love with them and become their boyfriend because the world is fucking crazy enough as is and it's all ready a giant wattpad story why not add that too
by xlilfinn February 07, 2022
by EEKS DEE September 26, 2017
One of the legendary band Slayer's guitarists. He has been with the band since it started and can play awesome solos.
by M3tal H3ad April 23, 2006
Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.
"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"
by Lon May 06, 2005
by Senna117 January 10, 2021