jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008

jailbait

an fine-ass underage girl that you'd like to get with, but you know that 16 will get you 20 unless no one finds out..

see also lolita

1:Look at that hottie over there, she's damn fine
2:Dammit man, she looks about 15, I wouldn't touch that if I was you

by BlasianSensation October 23, 2004

jailbreak

In electronics: to enable use of a consumer electronics product not intended by the manufacturer through the exploitation of software hacks.

Commonly used to refer to enabling a carrier-locked phone, such as the iPhone, to accept SIM cards from other carriers. Or a restricted platform to run unlicensed or homebrew software.

"If you don't want to pay for AT&T on your iPhone, you can just jailbreak it."

by Ex Omni August 19, 2008

Horny Jail

This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.

Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*

by Joe mamma more like Joe bidin August 31, 2020

voicemail jail

A pre-recorded telephone answering system where callers are asked to press numbers on their telephone to hear different messages. Can often lead callers in circles, preventing them from doing what they are trying to do. These are most often used by large companies who are too cheap to get real people to answer the phone.

I tried to call the carpeting company but I got stuck in a voicemail jail.

by berkinator July 14, 2005

Jail

Timeout for adults.

Guy: Damn, I remember when I got timeouts in preschool, jail is just the same.

by Cape Horn June 5, 2010

Jailbird

A jailbird is basically someone that is so stupid that he gets thrown in jail multiple times.

How dare you call me a jailbird!

by imaguythatknowswhatwordsmean March 2, 2015