Captain Japeye

1.A penis
2.Captain Birdseye's ill fated named cousin

ooo Captain Japeye is givin u a salute

by MeAd November 3, 2003

quivering japseye

The sad end of a penis. Sad baecause it has not participated in the sexual act.

You're a virgin????

You quivering Japseye??

by Kinkyspecial_K January 20, 2005

Jasper

the coolest and funniest person alive, he is a good friend and is awesome. He is the best name ever an is very handsom.

Hey jasperr, you are so cool

by Coolest peRson alive May 16, 2015

Jasper

1)The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman. He is commonly mistaken for the definiton "To perform a sex act on a coworker or usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends." He doesnt do that. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.

2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.

1a) That Jasper is such a nice boy!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!

2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!

by MercyT October 2, 2010

japette

Derogatory name for Japanese women, or women of an oriental descent. Comes from the root word, "jap". A japette can be easily identified if they're using a camera-phone.

"Look at all those japettes! There must be a million of them!"

by uvulabob27 September 12, 2004

japes

v. japed, jap·ing, japes

To joke or quip.

v. tr.
To make sport of.

n.
A joke or quip.

Middle English japen, probably from Old French japer, to yap, chatter, nag, of imitative origin.
japer n.
japer·y n.

You should have seen her fall over, it was so japes!

by Bobkat May 14, 2005

red jasper

1. An erection.
2. When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and spanks her till her ass is red then cums on her ass.
3. Red colored gemstones.

1. Looking at her gave me such a huge red jasper.
2. Sandy really enjoys getting red jaspered.
3. We bought some red jasper from that hippie store.

by LEEX April 23, 2005