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Janky Tech 

using any add-on like a USB controller or USB mouse on an unlikely device like an android tablet.
Dude, you should've seen the looks I got when people say the Janky Tech I had. It was hilarious!
Janky Tech by DerpBlerpMcGee October 3, 2017

Janky Panky 

Hanky Panky that is NO GOOD or No bueno...!
I tried to get some lovin but all I got was some Janky Panky!

Janky Ellis 

When you buy your baggy ass Perry Ellis suit from Boscovs, it ain’t Perry Ellis, it’s Janky Ellis!
You see Jimmy at the wedding tryin to pick up chicks with Janky Ellis suit! Musta had a Boscovs gift card.
Janky Ellis by JankyHanky May 16, 2022

janky yankee 

Cracked out back ally giving a hand job up north
I'm going up to Lois's house for a "janky yankee"
B Janky gives a modern twist to the traditional word blow job. Mostly used as a verb and can also be used in past tense by using the word B Jank'd
Example 1

Guy 1 : "Yo, Tim was being such a beef pirate last night. He snatched my roast beef right outta my hands!"

Guy 2 : "Yeah I know, but he ended up getting a B Janky from Sarah!"

Example 2

Guy 1 : "Sarah totally bjank'd Tim."

Guy 2 : "I heard, but I thought Tim was a butt pirate!?"
B Janky by Jimbott July 29, 2009

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.
VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!