I only have one other person in my home, and yet my rent money went missing. Chivon is janky as fuck.
by Joeydeejohnson February 13, 2024

You see Jimmy at the wedding tryin to pick up chicks with Janky Ellis suit! Musta had a Boscovs gift card.
by JankyHanky May 16, 2022

A word used to describe something that is sketchy, crooked, built badly, ramshackle, falling apart, or otherwise not in good condition or of poor quality.
Pete: "Man, that old barn does not look safe, it's falling apart!"
Frank: "Yeah. you wouldn't see me walking around in that janky barn! The roof looks like it could cave in, any minute!"
Frank: "Yeah. you wouldn't see me walking around in that janky barn! The roof looks like it could cave in, any minute!"
by Miss Hell Kitten April 14, 2024

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)
Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.
by not Janky June 9, 2011

Grace: Wow look at this hotel room that's so janky!
Bobby: Your right that is janky!
Grace: I know pretty janky
Bobby: Not as janky as bathrooms though
Bobby: Your right that is janky!
Grace: I know pretty janky
Bobby: Not as janky as bathrooms though
by Lolboi August 6, 2016

by Soulfulofdeath June 10, 2024

