Jaden

Gay,fuck nigga,that every one likes

That dude is a jaden

by Yduhdhxhx June 3, 2017

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Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

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jadens penis

A sad small protrusion in jadens body

Jadens penis dissapointed me.

by shreks dick is great November 1, 2017

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Jaden-schrutt

Sexually transmitted disease that turns your pubes red

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.

by Skrt skrt the squirt squirt May 29, 2019

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jaden klemme

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples

man i need a jaden klemme right now

by plastafierce January 9, 2017

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pronounced {Jay den} {fee ears}

The most amazing (and beautiful) girl you'll ever meet. Has had a couple rough times in her life but is still happy and cheerful on the outside, she is always there for you when you need a hug (she doesn't like hugs but she'll give you one if you need it) and just over all amazing! Don't EVER rid a girl named Jaden out of your life EVER. people named Jaden who are female are just always there for you and may swear (a little). also a HUGE fan of Markaplier!

Jaden Feairs is an amazing best friend

by EliteLxmon May 22, 2020

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