Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 01, 2019

flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

Beer Itch

The feeling you get when you have to have something cold and you know that a soda just won't do.

Hey man, I've got a beer itch. Throw me a cold one!

by Kruelt July 13, 2010

area of itchness

area of itchness is when you get an itch on your body, usually the back or hard to reach places. As you cant reach it you need your gf/bf to scratch it for you.

you circle with your finger the area of itchness and your gf/bf would scratch it for you, to stop the itch.

by itch, area, scratch, body,back June 26, 2010

Bieber Itch

An obsession with hot, younger, completely unattainable guys.

That's some serious bieber itch, how old is he?

by Yo Tampoko November 03, 2011

Vaginal Itch

A guy who is such a pussy and annoys the hell out of people, especially woman.

That guy is such a pussy and so irritating he reminds me of vaginal itch.

by Big-Gar September 25, 2008

Nose itch

If your nose repeatedly itches out of no where. 9/10 you lover or partner of up to something very mischievous and not right

My nose itches my husband must be cheating

by Amber Gray August 25, 2019