by G diggity January 30, 2009
Ex. 1
Grammar Cop: How are you?
Person 2: I'm good.
Grammar Cop: You mean you're "well."
Ex. 2
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
GC: I don't know, CAN YOU?
Student: MAY I go to the bathroom? (rolls eyes)
GC: Yes, you MAY.
Grammar Cop: How are you?
Person 2: I'm good.
Grammar Cop: You mean you're "well."
Ex. 2
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
GC: I don't know, CAN YOU?
Student: MAY I go to the bathroom? (rolls eyes)
GC: Yes, you MAY.
by Brocrastinater September 15, 2009
Judge: So the knife belonged to you, DNA matches you, the home in which she got murdered belonged to you. Did you murder her?
Honest cop: Nope
Judge: I totally believe you!
Honest cop: Nope
Judge: I totally believe you!
by Hotpocketsboy December 07, 2010
The official unofficial language of the police when speaking to the public. Including: the press, in the courts, to witnesses or the general population.
Then the officer went right into Cop-speak."The subject was observed entering the a fore mentioned entry way. Documented to be breached around 1300 hours, the door was found to be, uh, dislodged with an unidentified object. The perp. was reportedly seen grasping that device by a reliable witness blah, blah, blah......"
by glamrocker October 06, 2009
to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.
by Tyler aka sexy June 21, 2009
Camping cops are players often in a ROBLOX game known as Jailbreak who sit around the Bank, Jewelry Store, Museum, Donut Shop, Gas Station, Power Plant, Cargo Train, Passenger Train, or even jail and wait for criminals to get close to them so they can arrest and get cash. The cop who arrested the criminal will get 200 cash (240 for vips) and in some cases a bounty if the criminal had one like when the criminal has robbed or shot a cop. Cops often camp at robbing places or jail so criminals cannot rob or escape jail. They can also camp where criminals are prohibited to be at such as a police station or the sewers. They may also camp vehicle spawns like the Prison Camaro.
Camping cops and raging criminals in a script
Cop: *arrests the criminal near the jewelry store*
Criminal: No life camper!!
Cop: Wow, that’s salty!
Criminal: *smashes keyboard and leaves the server*
Cop: *arrests the criminal near the jewelry store*
Criminal: No life camper!!
Cop: Wow, that’s salty!
Criminal: *smashes keyboard and leaves the server*
by Joey2871 December 02, 2019
Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.
My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!
by Fat Tony January 13, 2004