mogus monday

the sussiest and most depressive day of the week.

OMG! I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MOGUS MONDAY TODAY. I HAVE A TEST DUE TODAY. IM SO SUSSY😭😭😭😭.

by i hate ur dream stan September 21, 2021

Neon Mondays

A giant faggot. Might be best grill.

Neon Mondays is a faggot

by Throwaway1936432 June 24, 2017

Marcy Monday

A traditional holiday often celebrated on r/Amphibia, to show our appreciation for Marcy Wu, one of the characters in Amphibia.

“Dude it’s Marcy Monday!”
“Oh my frog! I’m so excited!”

by EvilAgent2 May 24, 2022

Monday creep

The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.

I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.

It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.

by Lannuier February 3, 2010

Monday Blues

1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.

Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.

Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.

by ALAMNAM October 19, 2021

Monday Moment

When you make a mistake as a result of being tired, you have a monday moment. If something happens to you that you're annoyed or frustrated about, that's a monday moment.

"Bro, I just flunked my math test. I completely forgot to study."
"Now that is a monday moment."

by Sheyyy March 18, 2019

Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 28, 2015