Midnight Crisis

A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.

Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?

Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.

Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.

by A New Person December 30, 2009

Midnight Ramblers

1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.

2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.

Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm

Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!

Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!

Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!

by Weird People (in a good way) March 16, 2009

Midnight Blues

Code term used to represent a black and/or African American person in a public setting.

Hehe check it out, Midnight Blues over there under tha bridge. Shit son, we be in the Midnight Blues part of town

by The SilentSiren July 4, 2007

midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.

-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.

by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014

Midnight twinkle

The tingling your vagina gets after a good hard fucking.

“Wow babe you make it feel like midnight twinkle in here.”

by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 8, 2018

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023

midnight cutoff

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.

Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.

by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014