Simp police

The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping

Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass

by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020

secret police

(n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.

The secret police are after you, turk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

chris is that a police

im calling the weed

chris is that a police
im calling the weed

'420 wut u smokin'

by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

Grease Police

A term used for an unattractive girl with oily skin

Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?

Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.

by shortyalert November 22, 2010

Police Navidad

when a Christmas party gets out of control, and the cops are called

It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 24, 2011

paranoia police

The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.

"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"

"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."

by gflonu July 28, 2009

Thot Police

A group of legendary niggas that protect fellow niggas from thots

No need to fear. The thot police is here.

by Loading... Loading... Loading. December 18, 2018