feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 03, 2014

irony-of-empire

The phenology of an empire needing to continuously expand its borders AND impose racial segregation on its subjects.

As the empire grows it runs out of capital to continue expanding.

The empire then allows racial integration in order to free trapped capital within the empire.

This ends the empire in a 300-year timeframe.

The irony-of-empire paradigm argues that racial integration is an attempt by the empire to free capital to fund expansion in contrast to an altruistic attempt to become more just.

It indicates that empires fall to the laws of capitalism more than any contrapositive external condition.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018

Infernal irony

You watch a movie to escape reality, but the movie ends up worse than the reality itself or proclaims worse futures ahead

Man 1: did you saw that new cool movie
Man 2: it was an infernal irony

by Mnmnmnmmnm August 07, 2024

Infernal irony

When one tries to watch a movie to escape reality but the movie itself is worse than life, or proclaims worse realities to come

Man 1: hey man did you enjoy the joker movie
Man 2: that movie was an infernal irony.
Man 1: oh man....

by August 07, 2024

Irony pee girl

girl who likes piss and hasn't heard of irony

ever hear the term irony pee girl?
no

by Beter griffin 2 January 24, 2022

Irony

Irony is when this website declares in its official content guidelines that "we have a zero tolerance policy for definitions that include hate speech, bullying, or statements meant to discriminate or incite violence against others" and then proceeds to approve racist definitions and post them on the website. Great job, you hypocritical pieces of shit.

There is a lot of irony in the approval of the word "Jewed" on Urban Dictionary; it shows a real lack of social intelligence and education on the part of the management team of this website.

by EndRacismNow June 15, 2020

Irony

Vegans claim to be more environmentally conscious and yet, Vegan leather isn't biodegradable but normal leather is.

There is so much Irony in this in this definition. Its hard to believe that its true.

by VeganismIsAYikes May 12, 2019