internet safety

A List of rules that most kids are shown at a young age about how to be safe on the internet when in reality The internet Is never a safe place and You cannot Protect yourself In it.

(in theory) Parent: Here are the internet Rules
kid: Yay now can be Safe!

(In reality)
Typical Internet chat forum

kid:Hi guys
guy 1: F U
guy 2: brah i will ddoxx yu
Guy3:?i stole ur dog
guy4: (NOT SPAM) Have Free Money!!

(One Safety rule)
If a guy harrasses you tell a parent or guardian

(Inreality)

kid: moooom this guys theatening me!
2 days later
guy: i stole ur Bank money your life insurance your Food, i will destroy you

internet safety is so not A fake reality of People who belive everything should be rainboys and ponies

by Wolfu July 24, 2016

internet talker

An internet talker is one who only talks shit online but when it comes to the fade they are pussies. Internet talkers are also very similar to sneak dissers. If you area an internet talker you most likely will die a virgin.

Wow! Emma said I am weird online, what a fucking internet talker!

by ChiefKeef420 September 16, 2018

Internet bombing

A common phenomenon or trend on the internet where a large number of users (also involving alt accounts) have a sudden change to make huge amount of content. Common types of internet bombing include Review bombing, Subscriber bombing, Remix-bombing, Comment bombing, Retweet bombing, and Like bombing.

"There have been multiple cases of internet bombing i've ever seen on my life." - Windows Vista

by Ryan900USAYT March 11, 2022

Daily Dose of Internet

An amazing YouTuber who never click baits.

"Can we just appreciate how Daily Dose of Internet never click baits?"

-Overused comment.

by Lemmy_Fan November 5, 2020

Internet best friend

a person you trust with your life. a person you love so much but you've never even met before. a person your so close with, closer to then anyone else. they know more about you then you know about yourself. your best friend in the whole entire world but you've never even met before.

I'm meeting my internet best friend today

by ibeliveinyou July 25, 2019

mcdonald's internet connection

When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.

Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad

by Tj1700 April 18, 2016

Internet News Scholar

A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.

Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.

I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.

Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.

by DB in MO October 21, 2008