mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

by DB February 19, 2005

Omnioricifical Intercourse

The obtaining of sexual pleasure by mindfucking either a male or female BY a male or female through every orifice in the body.

Riley-"Woah, I just splooshed because of that Omnioricifical Intercourse we just had."

Kevin-"That was the point, Riley..."

by Surgeon Spice September 9, 2010

penis intercourse

A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..

Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.

Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 13, 2018

intercoursage

A marking, stain, or smear left on one's chest by fluids of a sexual nature.

"That intercoursage looks mighty fine on you. How about some anal?"

by J-bomb mcghee January 19, 2009

Interstellar intercourse

Sex in zero gravity, as in space

During our interstellar intercourse last week, Josh didn't swallow. You know how hard it is to clean up semen without gravity?

by ThatStangWithStripes November 7, 2016

i had sexual intercourse with ur mom

Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it

Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr

by Juanwastaken July 3, 2021

intercore

the definition of "intercore" is a pirate, the manlyiest of men, totaly bitch pwning a ninja of any stature with the strong right hand or the deadly left hook, no matter the speed, strength, or stealth abilitys of the ninja he is no match for the deadly "intercore" towards him

pirate 1:OMG man i totaly "intercored" that dumb ninja

pirate 2:Wasent it that ninja of the high stature of ninjitsu?

pirate 1:Yes he tried multiply ninjitsu attacks towards me but he was no match for the deadly "intercore" attack every pirate learns

pirate 2:Sweet

by billynewb September 11, 2007