split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.

“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”

by Fiona BR December 23, 2022

Infinite Spin

The best way to kill a president and to cure cripple man.

Johnny : I want to kill the president
Johnny's Italian friend: Great, I will teach you how to perform the spin and also the infinite spin.
Johnny : Wait, is this a jojo reference.

by Big Disappointment May 5, 2020

The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020

National Infinite Rizz Day

yummy rizz everyone gets infinite rizz for just today

I love national infinite rizz day

by dogfucker9000 December 31, 2022

Always and forever our infinity

When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart

For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her

by jmillon May 26, 2020

Infinite Flight

An app for aspiring or even current pilots. It is perfect for training, or even being pro. It has three severs to separate you on skill. It has a huge variety of aircraft and airlines. Has nice staff as well. It also has the whole world animated, so perfect for long hauls!

Friend: What are you doing later?
Me: I’m going to fly on Infinite Flight

by JacksonAviation March 22, 2019

Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe

Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"

by Nozgaming June 11, 2018