jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.

That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

Yeast infection

When your crotch hurty

Debrah says “I have a terrible yeast infection” Tookie says “doesn’t that mean your crotch hurty I got it from urban dictionary”

by Toribeoudi June 14, 2018

Fert infection

So, basically, it’s, like, whenever you fucking fart & it, like, fucking stinks so fucking bad & then it, like, tickles your bumhole and then your bumhole has no choice but to, like, say, “Hola, I have la inflatuencia!” So, basically, it, like, makes your butthole beg for forgiveness.

Luis has a raging fert infection.

by Señorita H. June 6, 2025

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

Sexually Transmitted Infections & Diseases Is Cognitive Behavioral Skills

Sexually Transmitted Infections & Diseases Is Cognitive Behavioral Skills

Sexually Transmitted Infections & Diseases Is Cognitive Behavioral Skills

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

pubic displays of infection

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.

pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...

by skitofit May 23, 2011