blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software

example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

****** Someone said cocks?

***** - Cabbage

**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head

*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented

by blender stan May 21, 2024

Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder

In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

by Noahator April 15, 2020

Fender Blender

Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.

That bitch-ass bunk Dark Spyro, totally did the Fender Blender when I wasn't looking!

by RH-guy May 4, 2024

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018