ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

Ear Leverage

When you grab the ears of a catgirl and use her face as a fleshlight

“hey bro, is that your catgirl?”
“sure is”
“can i ear leverage her”
“sure man anything for my homie”

by sexsecsfun69 November 6, 2020

Ear Cancer

Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro.

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !

by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018

Pig Ear

A Well defined Vagina

That's one mighty fine looking pig ear you have there

by The Dermotologist October 19, 2013

ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.

With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.

by olympic1896 March 11, 2019

Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011

Ear Expander

A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.

Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.

I just bought new ear expanders.

My ear expanders are Sono wood plugs.

by JesterCunt July 12, 2014