Cock Sling

A sling for one's broken or fractured cock.
Damn! Not again. Where's that cock sling.
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006
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Cunt Sling

This is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady's parents and quite soon after engaging in sexual intercourse. The procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once sexual gratification has been procured.
"Hey Jack, I done spotted a blossom in turd ex ho."
"What the hell gone dang were what Ma-fax?"
"Done dan cunt sling get that shit turd outta mo face Ma-fah."
by Ma-fah November 18, 2005
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Just in Goo Sling

Pouting amourously in younger sisters arms because your hands are sore from to much aggressive squeezing on your girlfriend.
Sorry, may I take a message? Well He's just in goo sling right now and his hands are too swollen to press the numbers on the keypad.
by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020
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Ohio Gum Slinging

Engaging in sexual relations with a girl who is so much of a tom-boy that she contains all or part of the male anatomy alongside her female anatomy. While banging this girl you will want to tape or have a close friend hold the ball sack out of the way for maximum pleasure.
Dude you been Ohio Gum slinging with that chick yet?
by ajgink June 16, 2013
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cut sling load

Military hand and arm signal given to a helicopter pilot when their rope-suspended cargo is liable to cause the aircraft to go out of control. It is issued by holding the left arm out horizontally hand in a fist, knuckles up and then waving the right arm at the elbow so that the knuckles pass under the left elbow in a cutting motion. It is a term that signifies dropping a topic, problem or person in a hasty and irrevocably conclusive manner.
I wasn't getting anywhere with Suzy last night at the club, so I cut sling load and went on to Jess.
by GJE91 February 27, 2009
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dick slinging thug

An above-average, suave, and just overall slick fellow
Yo JP you're not average, you're a real dick slinging thug!
by Carson McMuffins November 08, 2016
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sling one up

That girls is so fine, I would love to sling one up her!
by badgerbadger111 October 27, 2010
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