Americas History

A long and epic tale of deceitful hermits, terrorism, a new messiah, and beer. With many characters including bush the retarded president. Mr. Fucker, bushes dad. And Melvin K Fuck

Hey, did you hear about americas history? It's pretty shitty

by America History 955545 February 11, 2010

Canadas History

The act of inducing labor with a non-pregnant male with a hockey stick dipped in syrup.

Last week a friend of mine experienced Canadas History and was killed.

by projectA91 February 5, 2010

History Fair

A INSANE academic competition in which middle and high school students create a documentary, performance, exhibit or paper about a local topic. In the process these students face there wits' end as competition further divides a cliquey middle school and people start losing even more sleep. If you can survive history fair then you can survive middle school.

"OMFG! History Fair!"
Teacher:So how long did you spend on History Fair
Student:I dunno like every minute of my free time
Teacher: You still haven't put in your best effort. As a student of INSERT SCHOOL NAME HERE we expect more than you even though you are going to get your butt kicked by some rich kids in the suburbs.

by The Talented Mr. Jefferson May 21, 2007

canadas history

A depraved sex act in which partners rip off their maple soaked denim underwear using moose antlers attached to their heads. The womans head is then sumbmerged in the stanley cup full of maple syrup while the man chokes her with his suspenders while plowing her in the rectum. Right before she passes out from lack of oxygen she wacks him in the balls repeatedly with a hockey stick to let him know "it is time" at which point he defficates in her mouth as she comes up for air. Finally they shove hockey pucks in each other anuses and continue intercourse as usual the act is only complete when the woman tranfers the man's maple soaked feces back to him orally.

All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear

Dude I'm really enjoying studying Canadas History with this chick.

by BigredXIII February 5, 2010

History

Something the British created

Do you seriously need an example for History?

by tarryhesticles May 6, 2009

Hustory

Donald Trump made this spelling error in a tweet about his false acomplishments.

Donald Trump is the worst president in hustory

by Zanchie June 22, 2020

History Withdrawal

is an unpleasant state that occurs when someone who has recently participated in the 2010 week-long summer teacher institute, wakes up the Saturday after returning home to realize they don't need to be up, dressed, and in their designated spot by 7:30 AM. They realize the day's schedule is empty or at least empty of authentic historical experiences. They must wear their civilian clothing all day long! There is no historical clothing waiting to be worn.

Those 24 participants had to abruptly curtail their emersion in history which has left a major void.

Symptoms include: boredom, loneliness, anxiety about being cut off from the historical triangle, jitters from wanting to reach out and touch an artifact, cravings to be standing on the same ground as John Smith, actually WANTING to start school before September in order to try out new interpreting ideas!

WARNING: Could be contagious!

Friend: "Are you totally excited to be back home from the institute? I bet you have a million things you want to do!"

(you are laying on the couch, staring blankly at the wall in front of you)

You: "Nah dude! I can't do anything. I'm going through history withdrawal. I need to be in Jamestown or Yorktown getting more knowledge!"

by History Fanatic July 18, 2010