Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
Get the Mitchell van Hoofmug. by Bebebopbop September 14, 2021
Get the Dirty Hoofmug. by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019
Get the shit hoofmug. A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North
Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame
Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home
I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could
I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home
I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could
I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
by Court335 August 9, 2022
Get the Hoofed itmug. Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021
Get the Hoof and Woofmug. Down hoof is like Down syndrome but only pigs can get it. look at Penelope sitting there with her Mohawk standing and her mouth half ajar. she def has down hoof.
Penelope, with her distinctive Mohawk and slightly open mouth, exhibits traits that might be likened to a condition unique to pigs, similar in name to Down syndrome but specific to her species. Down hoof is linked to one known pig “Penelope” although scientist believe more pigs are affected.
by J.Vicidomine June 13, 2024
Get the Down Hoofmug.