honk kong

The place where all the fricking Asian clowns live.

Guy: "Hey Man, how was your trip to honk kong?"
Man: "*distressed sounds*"

by Bedge October 12, 2019

Honk-Honk-Scooby-Doo

Something to randomly yell out in complete silence with an exaggeratedly low-pitch voice.

*akward silence, people stand around doing nothing, someone looks around with shifty eyes as the crickets barely chirp, then yells* Honk-Honk-Scooby-Doo!

by Kayla Pape October 15, 2003

honk the chonk

The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.

Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!

by RonSwan December 24, 2019

Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022

Elephant Honk

When you're sitting down and you get up and your thigh clap together.

Oh shit, did you hear that elephant honk?!

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Honking orgasm

Having an orgasm by making someone blow a party horn to your genitals (works best when used against women).

The difficulty can be increased by attaching a party balloon to a penis of the giver and adding a paper party had on top, which cannot be allowed to fall off when blowing the paper horn.

Ow, using that paper party blow horn, you just gave me a honking orgasm!

by Nekonoswitchi January 23, 2014

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023